| From the Desk of Lord XENU! BEWARE! |
[Aug. 11th, 2008|10:05 am] |
SO YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM LORD XENU ON WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH THE THEITIAN ISSAC HAYES!
WELL XENU DOES NOT NEED TO ANSWER TO YOU! XENU ANSWERS TO NO ONE! XENU IS GREAT AND TERRIBLE!
XENU IS ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE NON THETIAN ABOUT BERNIE MAC WHO KEEP GOING ON AND ON SAYING 'I AINT AFRAID OF YOU...' AND XENU IS IMPRESSED WITH HIS GUMPTION! PLUS XENU HAS MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FILM 'TRANSFORMERS'
SO YOU WILL WAIT FOR STATEMENTS FROM XENU AND YOU WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHILE YOU WAIT!
AND RE WATCH TRANSFORMERS!
THAT IS ALL... |
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| XENU WILL POST BECAUSE XENU WANTS TO POST |
[Jul. 27th, 2008|08:51 pm] |
NOW PAY ATTENTION:
DARK KNIGHT WITHOUT THE THETIAN PRINCESS HOLMES IS AN ABOMINATION AND A WASTE OF CELLULOID! PLUS THEY MADE TINY LISTER LOOK LIKE A WEAK STEPSISTER.
XENU DOES NOT APPROVE!
YOU WILL NOT GO AND SEE DARK KNIGHT! YOU WILL GO AND SEE TROPIC THUNDER AND YOU WILL LAFF AND LAFF AND SHARE IN THE GLORY AS THE CRUISE BRINGS THE MESSAGE OF XENU TO THE ASIAN PEOPLES.
YES YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SCUM BUT XENU WILL KILL YOU ALL QUICKLY IF YOU DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!
HAIL! HAIL LORD XENU! HAIL! |
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[May. 9th, 2007|11:08 am] |
SO!
THEY HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE DELETING SOME JOURNAL NAMES FOR 'INACTIVITY'!
AND SOME OF YOU HAVE WONDERED IF THIS MEAN THE HOUSE OF XENU IS GONE!
XENU IS NOT GONE! XENU IS FOREVER! XENU IS ALWAYS WATCHING-ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION???
HAIL LORD XENU! HAIL! HAIL! |
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| This is not even a bit amusing!!!!! |
[Sep. 14th, 2006|03:03 pm] |
Anyone who thinks Lord Xenu cannot fly faster than 15 klicks an hour is in for a slow and painful death!!!
However, #1 is spot on...
- California is the biggest exporter of Lord Xenu in the world!
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lord Xenu.
- Lord Xenu can last longer without water than a camel can.
- Two grams of Lord Xenu provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
- Lord Xenu can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- It is impossible to fold Lord Xenu more than seven times.
- If you lace Lord Xenu from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
- Devoid of its cells and proteins, Lord Xenu has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Lord Xenu to drop bombs.
- Lord Xenu cannot swim.
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[Sep. 9th, 2006|08:15 pm] |
YOU DARE QUESTION THE ORDERS OF DOOM!
SELF DESTRUCT! |
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| An official statement from the House of Xenu |
[Apr. 27th, 2006|02:05 pm] |
SO!
SO FOOLISH THETANS, YOU THINK YOU CAN THWART THE GRAND PLANS OF XENU!
YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND THE LIST OF POTENTIAL MINIONS OF XENU, AND TRANSFORMED AND HAVE IT ANNIHILATED BY SAYING ITS A "HOT LIST" DREAMED UP BY SOME FOOLISH HIGH SCHOOL BOYS!
YOU THINK YOU CAN HALT THE PLANS OF XENU, BUT ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY HIM EVEN MORE.
XENU WILL RISE UP FROM THE MOUNT IN LEBANON TO TAKE ALL OF THE UNFAITHFUL!
SCIENTOLOGY, YOU MAY HAVE THIS ROUND, BUT XENU WILL NOT BE DENIED HIS WAR!
ALL HAIL LORD XENU! |
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| Hail ALL to Lord XENU! |
[Mar. 24th, 2006|01:21 pm] |
To any and all:
Please be aware that this Livejournal site is now the official forum for announcment and releases from the Great and Terrible Lord Xenu.
As the first High Priest and current head chair of the House of Xenu [soon to be franchised] we will be formulating our plan for the continued enslavment of manking by the Theatan souls, and also plans for outreach and memebership drives.
We are looking at YOU to help make XENU a reality.
Watch for upcoming announcments. N'at... |
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| Its still here |
[Jan. 31st, 2006|10:01 am] |
Yeah this livejournal still exists. Its just waiting on a meme...
Anyone know any jokes? |
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