Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lord Xenu!

1. California is the biggest exporter of Lord Xenu in the world!
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lord Xenu.
3. Lord Xenu can last longer without water than a camel can.
4. Two grams of Lord Xenu provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
5. Lord Xenu can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. It is impossible to fold Lord Xenu more than seven times.
7. If you lace Lord Xenu from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
8. Devoid of its cells and proteins, Lord Xenu has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Lord Xenu to drop bombs.
10. Lord Xenu cannot swim.